See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!
WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!
HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG
HELP HIM NOW.
I clearly don’t believe in love because I immediately thought,”break up with him and then you won’t need 1,000,000 notes”
"Everyone. Raise your glasses to Charlie.""What did I do?"
"You didn’t do anything. We just want to toast our new friend. You see things. And you understand. You’re a wallflower."
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.